ANNOUNCEMENT!!

There will be an exhibition done by Sabah State Library for the opening ceremony of Bandar Sri Indah in Tawau on the 8th of March, 2011. There would be several prints of Tawau old photos on display and the Kee Family book by Kee Faridah as well. Please stop by and visit if you have the time :)

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Just for laughs...

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work .

Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly,

sees the illegal lovers
and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.

Then the woman's husband
unexpectedly comes home.

She hides her lover in the cupboard,

not realizing that her little boy is in there already.
The little Boy says:
"Dark in here."
The Man says: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?"
Man:
"No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!"
Man:
"OK, how much?"
Boy: "$1,000."

A few weeks later it happened again ,

and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again.

Boy:
"Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have soccer boots."
The Man, remembering the last time, asks the boy: "How much?"
The Boy says
:"$5,000."
The Man says: "Fine, I will buy them."
A few days later, the Father says to the boy:

"Grab your ball and boots,
let's go outside and have a game."
The Boy says:
"I can't, I sold them for $ 6,000."
The Father says: "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that...
$ 6,000 is way more than those two things cost.

I'm going to take you to church

and make you confess your "SINS."

They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.

The Boy says:
"Dark in here."

The Priest says: "Don't start that again!"

THIS IS MY CHURCH, NOT YOUR FATHER'S HOUSE !

5 comments:

kyro said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....what a joke. u r really something kee.Tell us more please....hehehe....i really like this.

akibaragon said...

Ades..adesss...yuukk..what a priest? common kee...he is merely 'preaching'lah...u dis..make make story only...hehehe

Anonymous said...

the best joke for 2009. made my day, really.

kee heritage said...

haha glad you like it...

Anonymous said...

wuarrrrhgagahahahahah... cisss